More Bed Bug Haikus!

I didn't know what to blog about this week and I had a bit of a creative streak, so I churned out some more bed bug haikus.

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R wants a task force

But her pleas fall on deaf ears

Bloomberg’s bed bug-free

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R wants a task force

Can we trust the government?

Ask the Indians

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A menage a trois!

M, a bug and me

Not very sexy

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Caitlin’s M.I.A.

Her bed bugs, long time no see

They are just hiding

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Bed bugs in college?

Students with bites and huge debts?

Stay home; get a job

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Renee still insists

On City bed bug task force

But pols do nothing

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Hey, nobugsonme!

Hablo espanol tambien!

Bed bugs just speak bite.

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For bed bug orgies

Poor Brooklyn is Ground Zero

Thank God I’m in Queens

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Exterminators

$300 a room

Go out and turn tricks

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Exterminators

$300 a room

Time to sell cocaine

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$300

For bed bug control

Where is price control?

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Let’s get together

Start our own bed bug task force

Cuz’ Council does zilch

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Bugs on your mattress

Bites all over your body

Which wrist to slash first?

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Just pick up your phone

Tell 311 bed bug woes

Who promptly do zilch

Feel free to share your own bed bug haikus. Remember, the first line is 5 syllables, the second line is 7 syllables and the third line is 5 syllables! Have fun!